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Oy Am I Thirsty (Jewish Joke of the Day w/commentary)

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 Abe is travelling on a bus to to Coney Island about to fall into a sweet nap when suddenly he is jolted awake by the sound of an old Yiddishe bubbeh saying from the back of the bus: "Oy, am I thirsty, Oy, am I thirsty!"

This is repeated over and over again every few minutes. "Oy, am I thirsty. Oy, am I thirsty." Finally, Abe gets up and brings the woman a bottle of water and goes back to his seat to relax. The bus is quiet again and Abe’s just about to nod off when all of a sudden he hears from the back of the bus: "Oy, vas I thirsty… Oy, vas I thirsty…."

THE COMMENTARY

With the cry of “Oy vas I thirsty,” the woman on the train reveals that complaints are not always a symptom of need. The complaint itself is the need and thus can never be slaked.

But perhaps the lady on the train is an enlightened one disguised as a kvetch. For normally, once our thirst has been slaked—once we get what we had thirsted for and hankered after—we forget about our former state of need. It does not take long for the gratitude and joy to wear off and our new situation is all we can remember. We are now entitled, smug—and bored.

Not so our lady on the train. Indeed she chants with joy, gratitude and contentment: “Oy, vas I thirsty!”

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* Based on the Baal Shem Tov’s take on King David’s prayer to G-d (Psalms 63:2-3): “Halevai that I should have the same intensity of yearning for You while in Your Holy presence, the sort of thirst of the soul that I experienced while in a parched and tired land, without water.”

Yiddish Quote of the Day

 

דער עולם הזה הגשמי איז א …צוזאמענקונפט פלאץ, וואו השי"ת כביכול קומט זיך צוזאמען מיט דעם אדם....

This physical world is a meeting place.

Here, G-d ‘gets together’ with humankind....

Hayom Yom 8 Sivan.

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In this world, by fulfilling our Divine mission, we have the astonishing opportunity to “meet” with the Creator. We are given the chance to connect with the Divine. We can do so by aligning our behavior and character with the Divine way.

But the world is also a garden of distractions. And G-d gives us the free choice to choose our own path in life— to walk aimlessly through the garden of distractions, pursuing pleasure and prestige, or to utilize our stay in this world to “meet” and unite with the Infinite One.

-- The Rebbe, Rabbi Yosef Yitzchak of Lubavitch, sixth Chabad Rebbe

Playing Cards in Siberia

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The chasid pictured above is Rabbi Mendel Futerfas. His badge of honor was 14 years in Siberia for being a chasidic Jew in Soviet Russia and smuggling Jews out to Poland and freedom.

I met him as a child and merited to hear him speak several times as a teen. 

He was known for telling stories, particularly from his incarceration, and deriving lessons from everything he heard and saw there. He once told that although playing cards was against prison rules, his prison-mates would always play in their cell. The prison guard could see them playing, however when he came in, the cards would be gone and as hard as he would search, the guard could not find the illicit items. When he finally gave up and promised not to bother the prisoners if they would only tell him what they do with the cards, they told him that every time he came in, they would slip the cards into his own pocket and then pick-pocket the cards back before he left. He learned from this that sometimes we go looking far and long, when we have what we want in our own pocket. 

Ten Commandments of Parenting

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1.      [A parent must say to her child:] I am your parent who took you out of the womb. You are not just your child's pal. Teach your children the old fashioned concept of honoring parents. You may not feel like you deserve or need the respect. But it's not about you. It's about the mitzvah, and the sensitvity that is instilled in a child through this mitzvah.


2.      You shall have no other parents before Me. Be your child's parent-do not create other parents for them (TV, VCR..)
 

3.      [A parent must say to her child:] Do not say my name in vain. Children should refer to their parents as Mommy and Daddy, not by their first names.
 

4.      Remember the Sabbath day to consecrate it to spending time with your kids.
 

5.      Honor your father and mother and your children will honor you.
 

6.      Do not murder. The Talmud compares shaming a person to emotional and psychological murder. Never shame your children even when trying to
discipline them.
 

7.      Do not cheat on your children by indulging in your own pleasure at their expense.
 

8.      Do not steal from your children by ignoring their nature and talents and trying to force your aspirations upon them.
 

9.      Do not bear false witness in front of your children (or any other time.) Teach by example. If your children hear you uttering small untruths here and there, or slandering others, they will learn the same habits and also respect you less.
 

10.     Do not be jealous of other people's children. Love your children for who they are.

G-d bless you and your children with good health and endless nachas! 

 

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